Conseco Is Making A Comeback !

Conseco has admitted to steroid use and has ratted out his teammates and other baseball players . Well tonight he's made his debut back to a ok baseball player on Pros Vs Joes . That's right everyone, Pros Vs Joes . Conseco forgot the OJ to only hit about 12 homeruns with the ball coming at him 20 miles an hour . It's sad when a guy like that hits that many homeruns feels like the king of the world ! Conseco's career had went to a GOOD player to a complete disaster . Coming from a buff meatball to the words of The Witch from Wizard Of Oz "I'm melting, I'm melting, ahhhhhhh".

Who Did'nt Come Ready ?

1) Notre Dame Fighting Who ? Past two years Notre Dame stood tall for about 5 seconds to the OHIO ST BUCKEYES last year in the Fiesta bowl and basically got kicked in the sack by the BUCKS. Troy Smith and Ted Ginn popped their collar against the NO SHOW IRISH . Oh by the way it gets worst for the NO SHOWS ! Notre Dame, who had high expectations this year . They went to New Orleans to only get bent over and let LSU have their way with them !
2) Well after OHIO ST came off of a good win off of The University of Texas and Michigan Wolverines . Well the BUCKS had a 52 day lay off and decided to take a extra hour to watch The Florida Gators chomp them down left and right . Troy Smith sat back in the pocket and just watched both teams play. The game was over when it started . Florida let OHIO ST score that first touchdown and said alright let's play for real guys, then the 2nd quarter came and then the guys said ok let's play for real, seriously guys let's play for real ! Too late BUCKEYES, GATORS we're already up and definately not looking back . Florida should be the only team to walk with a SWAGGER .
3) This one should be a no brainer . The definately No Fighting Aggies . Several years ago the AGGIES got demolished by the VOLUNTEERS from TENNESSEE by the 3rd string quarter back ! This year I think they just wanted to go to sunny California and hang out, they sure did'nt come ready to play CALIFORNIA . It was a total joke . AGGIES had one good drive and then just like the GATORS did to the BUCKS they dominated for the rest of the game and did'nt look back .
4) I'm changing this up a little and going in a different sporting event . The Detroit Tigers . They must of forgot they we're in the World Series . St Louis walked in and walked out ! Detroit deserves a big " EEEERRRRRRRR " by Jim Rome you did'nt come ready when it counted !
5) I'm a big fan of Mark Cuban but does the Dallas Mavericks come ready for when it really matters ? Sure Mark Cuban can buy out a lot of good players and have a mediocre coach . They're the back yard pits to San Antonio and Houston . Houston and San Antonio have won their titles and on the verge of doing it again but no not Dallas . They'll win 50 or 60 games a year and win a few here and there in the playoffs but give up .

How to describe " The Player" aka Terrell Owens...

Today I was scrolling through my music on my computer and I came across GREEN DAY . I was searching the songs and by golly I came across the perfect song for "The Player" it's called " BASKET CASE " I love how the beginning of the song says " Do you have the time, to listen to me whine " I think first and foremost that right there says it all about T.O. . I think another song I think of is " It's been a while " by STAIND . Sometimes I feel like the first set of lyrics that come out of the song " It's been a while " Terrell Owens says to himself hmm it's been a while since I've stirred up the media, it's been a while since I have'nt got any attention, it sure has been a while . Yea, it's been a while myself " The Sports Critic " has stuffed some socks in my mouth and try to kill myself.

Like Father, Like Son ?

There's nothing better than a Father and Son duo in the NBA. You got pops on the right and the kiddo on the left. If the corn-rows or tattoos don't bring them together then what will ? Their street ball skills ? Playing on the same court night in and night out will be exciting to watch.

The Player Vs The Tuna

Well today is another day...I've been thinking about this whole fiasco in Dallas with The Big Tuna vs The Player . It's funny how The Player likes to run his mouth after The Tuna re-tired ! I think The Player should shut his mouth until he wins a SuperBowl. If The Player could use his big mouth to catch footballs he would be the best wide-receiver in NFL, he would never drop a ball. He's got a bigger mouth than The Trump and The Rosie. I'm sure this will not be the last thing we will hear from the The Player...